Musings of a Crazy

love-cazio: And the storm blows on Out of control Deep in her...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:48:26 -0500

And the storm blows on

Out of control

Deep in her heart

The thunder rolls

(x)

This is my Thor song OKAY. SO MUCH SUFFERING FOR MAI BBY. ~~i love it~~

-dies from awesome-

mackblesa: punkiraq: acousticlushness: Today at work, I wore...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:42:31 -0500

mackblesa:

punkiraq:

acousticlushness:

Today at work, I wore this pretty form-fitting outfit because well… because I can. And a woman, probably in her mid to late 30s asks me… “Can I ask you a question without purposely trying to offend you?” Of course I said she could and then she asks me… “Do you feel comfortable in what you’re wearing?” and I kind of confusedly answered that I did feel comfortable in what I was wearing. She then asked “Even though it’s extremely… form-fitting?” And I said “Especially because it’s form fitting.” She then told me that she thought I looked beautiful but asked how I was so comfortable, as a full-figured woman, wearing something tight. And I simply answered “Because I love my body. I love my shape. I love who I am. It took me a long time to be okay with what kind of body I have but now I love it and if I choose to change it, I can. If I don’t choose to, then I won’t. Sure, I have things I don’t like about myself but overall I can’t say I’m disappointed in the way I look or feel in the clothes I choose to wear.”

She then called me her “She-Hero” and bought an outfit just like the one I was wearing.

This is why I love my job.

THAT WAS NOT THE ENDING I WAS EXPECTING A+

help, there are pretty ladies on my dash again

ariasune: One Shade of Grey An in-progress complete annotation...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:29:05 -0500

ariasune:

One Shade of Grey

An in-progress complete annotation of Fifty Shades of Grey.

oliveswind: doublespooky: highfunctioning-homosapien: pentak...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:26:58 -0500

oliveswind:

doublespooky:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

pentakill-lux:

The BBC: 10 actors, 12 props, and the budget’s so small that one of the shows is filmed inside a dude’s eye.

pleatedjeans: Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half is the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:24:24 -0500

pleatedjeans:

Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half is the most important thing you’ll read all day.

It is.

And it’s exactly true.

artemismoon12: justwatchthesunrise: FLANNELS WITH HOODS gimme ...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:23:16 -0500

artemismoon12:

justwatchthesunrise:

FLANNELS

WITH

HOODS

gimme

It’s like Supernatural and Teen Wolf mated and made a costume department

YESSSSSS

Photo

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:23:10 -0500

wreck-it-rogers: The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans,...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:18:44 -0500

wreck-it-rogers:

The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.

thegirlwithchocolateshoes: Coloring coloring books into a whole...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:16:37 -0500

thegirlwithchocolateshoes:

Coloring coloring books into a whole new level.

Art on the right by: http://loish.deviantart.com/
Coloring book pages belong to Disney.

"Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual enough aren’t taken..."

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:15:09 -0500

“Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual enough aren’t taken seriously. Women who are conventionally attractive get valued solely for their sexual appeal; women who aren’t conventionally attractive get dismissed for their lack of it. Women who are conventionally attractive are assumed to be dumb bimbos; women who aren’t conventionally attractive are assumed to be either bitter or desperate. Women who are conventionally attractive get trivialized; women who aren’t conventionally attractive get treated with pity and contempt. We can’t win.”

- (via ceedling)

If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object.

We really really really can’t win.

(via thedollydamnllama)

Try being overweight as well.

There is no winning.

satanic2chainz: lickypickystickyme: If grandmothers around...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:12:38 -0500

satanic2chainz:

lickypickystickyme:

If grandmothers around the world had a rallying cry, it would probably sound something like “You need to eat!”

Photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s grandmother said something similar to him before one of his many globetrotting work trips. To ensure he had at least one good meal, she prepared for him a dish of ravioli before he departed on one of his adventures.

“In that occasion I said to my grandma ‘You know, Grandma, there are many other grandmas around the world and most of them are really good cooks,” Galimberti wrote via email. “I’m going to meet them and ask them to cook for me so I can show you that you don’t have to be worried for me and the food that I will eat!’ This is the way my project was born!”

The project, “Delicatessen With Love”, took Galimberti to 58 countries where he photographed grandmothers with both the ingredients and finished signature dishes.

He acted as photographer and stylist during each shoot with the grandmothers, taking a portrait of both the women and the food they made for him.

From top to bottom:

Inara Runtule, 68, Kekava, Latvia. Silke (herring with potatoes and cottage cheese).

Grace Estibero, 82, Mumbai, India. Chicken vindaloo.

Susann Soresen, 81, Homer, Alaska. Moose steak.

Serette Charles, 63, Saint-Jean du Sud, Haiti. Lambi in creole sauce.

The photographer’s grandmother Marisa Batini, 80, Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy. Swiss chard and ricotta Ravioli with meat sauce.

Normita Sambu Arap, 65, Oltepessi (Masaai Mara), Kenya. Mboga and orgali (white corn polenta with vegetables and goat).

Julia Enaigua, 71, La Paz, Bolivia. Queso Humacha (vegetables and fresh cheese soup).

Fifi Makhmer, 62, Cairo, Egypt. Kuoshry (pasta, rice and legumes pie).

Isolina Perez De Vargas, 83, Mendoza, Argentina. Asado criollo (mixed meats barbecue).

Bisrat Melake, 60, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Enjera with curry and vegetables.

that third plate doe

y’all dunno how much I love lambi, with some diri djon djon and

How to know if your friend is a psychopath

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:09:44 -0500

How to know if your friend is a psychopath:

iafalafel:

This test is apparently accurate.

Decide for yourself

OMFG JEN YOURE A PSYCHOPATH I KNEW IT!!!!!

I… I am the psycopath

Apparently I’m a psychopath too

I’m not going to be surprised if 99% of people on this website are psychopaths

lmfao I am too

THESE ARE NOT ABSOLUTES. Also, apparently my boyfriend would qualify….

ezowolf: almightylsama: shaunofthebread: max-of-wild-things: ...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:55:00 -0500

ezowolf:

almightylsama:

shaunofthebread:

max-of-wild-things:

neverloveawildling:

blua:

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card. I highly recommend getting this game for anyone who feels bored at any point throughout the week.

550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)

0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation

Buy Here - $25.00

This is the best game I have ever played with my friends.

I want this

This game is the best.

The best. game on the planet. Ever.

THIS GAME IS AMAZING ROFL
LETS PLAY AGAIN SOMETIME L

I REQUIRE THIS.

thegutlesswonder: a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:51:52 -0500

thegutlesswonder:

a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs

wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:49:18 -0500

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears

i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago

people seem disinterested in what i’m saying

i hate my voice

i have something really mean to say

i hate you

i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

Michael Fassbender | GQ Man of the Year. OVARIES

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:40:53 -0500

Michael Fassbender | GQ Man of the Year.

*OVARIES*

narvaezs: if you’re having trouble finding a job make sure that you have “2006 time person of the...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:38:15 -0500

narvaezs:

if you’re having trouble finding a job make sure that you have “2006 time person of the year” listed on your resume. works every time.

…I may actually do this.

dnclrk: airpi: A POLITE DOGE has approached you ACCEPT...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:37:17 -0500

dnclrk:

airpi:

A POLITE DOGE has approached you

ACCEPT TEA

REFUSE TEA

You have ACCEPTED TEA

The DOGE IS PLEASED

LOOK AT IT

gayngreenvillesc: biostasis: kupokat: pineprecipice: ggenepar...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:43:25 -0500

gayngreenvillesc:

biostasis:

kupokat:

pineprecipice:

ggeneparmesan:

holy shit this is awesome

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

HOLYSHIT

Holy fucking shit.

Holy crap this is awesome!!!!

shitballs

mishasminions: WHAT IF WE WERE “FICTIONAL” TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS?WHAT IF WE WERE GHOSTS TO...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:22:17 -0500

mishasminions:

WHAT IF WE WERE “FICTIONAL” TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS?
WHAT IF WE WERE GHOSTS TO GHOSTS?
WHAT IF THIS REALITY IS A DREAM TO A DREAM WORLD?
WHAT IF THIS UNIVERSE IS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?
WHAT IF THIS UNIVERSE EXISTS INSIDE A CELL OF SOME BEING?
WHAT IF POTATO

…I think I found another brain-twin.